Monday, August 31, 2009

Current financial year appraisal


 

What if Management brings it to your notice that due to the current global economic recession,

There will be no appraisal
for the current year
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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Ultimate truths about wife !!!



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

 

 

 


 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

 

 

 

 


 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

 

 

 

 


 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

 

 

 

 


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas

 

 

 


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

 

 

 


'Somepeople ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to arestaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

 

 

 


'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

 

 

 


'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

 

 

 


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

 

 

 


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash

 

 

 


You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous

 

 

 


My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman

 

 

 


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

 


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

 

 

 


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

 

 

 

 


SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!











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Prevent Against Swine Flu - at Authorized Govt Centers


 
GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZED HOSPITALS FOR TREATMENT OF SWINE FLU


City Hospital Address Contact
Chennai King Institute of Preventive Medicine(24/7 Service) Guindy, Chennai – 32 (044) 22501520, 22501521 & 22501522
Communicable Diseases Hospital Thondiarpet, Chennai (044) 25912686/87/88, 9444459543
Government General Hospital Opp. Central Railway Station, Chennai – 03 (044) 25305000, 25305723, 25305721, 25330300
Pune Naidu Hospital Nr Le'Meridian, Raja Bahadur Mill, GPO, Pune - 01 (020) 26058243
National Institute of Virology 20A Ambedkar Road, Pune - 11 (020) 26006290
Kolkata ID Hospital 57,Beliaghata, Beliaghata Road, Kolkata - 10 (033) 23701252
Coimbatore Government General Hospital Near Railway Station,
Trichy Road, Coimbatore - 18
(0422) 2301393, 2301394, 2301395, 2301396
Hyderabad Govt. General and Chest Diseases Hospital, Erragadda, Hyderabad (040) 23814939
Mumbai Kasturba Gandhi Hospital Arthur Road, N M Joshi Marg, Jacob Circle, Mumbai - 11 (022) 23083901, 23092458, 23004512
Sir J J Hospital J J Marg, Byculla, Mumbai - 08 (022) 23735555, 23739031, 23760943, 23768400 / 23731144 / 5555 / 23701393 / 1366
Haffkine Institute Acharya Donde Marg, Parel, Mumbai - 12 (022) 24160947, 24160961, 24160962
Kochi Government Medical College Gandhi Nagar P O, Kottayam - 08 (0481) 2597311,2597312
Government Medical College Vandanam P O, Allapuzha - 05 (0477) 2282015
Taluk Hospital Railway Station Road, Alwaye, Ernakulam (0484) 2624040  Sathyajit - 09847840051
Taluk Hospital Perumbavoor PO, Ernakulam 542 (0484) 2523138  Vipin - 09447305200
Gurgaon &
Delhi
All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) Ansari Nagar, Aurobindo Marg Ring Road, New Delhi - 29 (011) 26594404, 26861698  Prof. R C Deka - 9868397464
National Institute for Communicable Diseases 22, Sham Nath Marg,
New Delhi - 54
(011) 23971272/060/344/524/449/326
Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital Kharak Singh Marg,
New Delhi - 01
(011) 23741640, 23741649, 23741639
Dr. N K Chaturvedi – 9811101704
Vallabhai Patel Chest Institute University Enclave, New Delhi- 07 (011) 27667102, 27667441, 27667667, 27666182
Bangalore Victoria Hospital K R Market, Kalasipalayam, Bangalore - 02 (080) 26703294  Dr. Gangadhar - 94480-49863
SDS Tuberculosis & Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases Hosur Road, Hombegowda Nagar, Bangalore - 29 (080) 26631923  Dr. Shivaraj - 99801-48780


 



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competition to reach




Frogs had competition to reach top of hill. All frogs shouted it is impossible but one frog reached the top how? He was deaf. Be deaf for negative words.

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more you develop



The more you develop the habit of noticing goodness, the more your own sense of wellbeing increases.

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In life many..!!!!!


In life many people help you when it suits them, but very few people help when it suits you, make the few and be the few to others.

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Leadership is about




Leadership is about people. It is not a process of commanding but binding them together.!!!

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Good Morning..!!!!


Who are the thieves of peace? Why is peace lost in relationships? Complaints, guilt and comparisons are the main destroyers of peace. Instead of complaining, share newness. Instead of looking for someone to blame, take responsibility for improving the situation. Instead of comparing yourself to others, value the good that is in them.

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Good Morning..!!!!



STRUGGLE. An eight letter word. Exhausts you, irritates you & sometimes demoralizes you. But it gives you the elegant reward of life time called SUCCESS.

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Good Morning..!!!


The man who is always smiling doesnot means that he has no problem but the smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all tehe problems..!!

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Good Morning..!!!!!



Umbrella canoot stop the rain but protects us.Confidence may not bring success but it gives heart to face any challenge in life.

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Good Morning..!!!!!



In life many people help you when it suits them, but very few people help when it suits you, make the few and be the few to others.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

advantages of kisses

  
TOP 10 amazing advantages of Kisses for a long and healthy life.
 
 
2. Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.
 
3. Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound! It's time to start that kissing diet!
 
4. Kissing is a known stress-reliever. Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being, lowering your cortisol 'stress' hormone.
 
5. Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.
 
6. Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more blood around your body. Frequent kissing has scientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol.
 
7. Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.
 
8. During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.
 
9. Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the 'noise' in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of peace.
 
10. The endorphins produced by kissing are 200 times more powerful than morphine.




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