Why men are happier...

Men are just happier people !

What do you  expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of  themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a  water park.

You can wear no shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the  truth.

You don't have to stop and  think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add  character.

Wedding dress $5000; tux rental $100.

People never stare at  your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or  mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know  stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open  all your own jars.

 You get extra credit for the slightest act of  thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your  friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never  have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your  clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same  hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. They don't need facials.

They have loving mothers-in-law.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair  of shoes,
one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how  your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24  in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

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Vijaya divas

26th July is "Vijaya divas", Kargil victory day. I am not sure if everybody remembers, but do remember to honour and salute our martyrs on that day, as they laid down their precious life to save our golden life.. Dear All, Spare few minutes out of your busy schedule & read the facts which many of us may not be aware of; Thanks & regards, Be patriot, share it with with all your near/ dear ones;…. IF YOU WORSHIP YOUR BOLLYWOOD STAR OR YOUR CRICKETING IDOL….. THINK AGAIN… THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT MUCH MORE THAN THEM……. READ THIS MAIL FULLY…. ESPECIALLY THE LETTER WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE JAWAANS TO HIS FAMILY …. SALUTE THEM FOR ALL THEIR SACRIFICE …. READ THE LETTER BELOW…………….. WE RECAPTURED OUR LAST HILL FROM PAKISTAN BUT WE LOST OUR MOST VALUABLE, GREAT WARRIORS, BRAVE BROTHERS .TODAY IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER THEM A SALUTE TO OF KARGIL WAR KARGIL'S FIRST HERO Lt. Saurabh Kalia His UNIFORM as a MEMORY Capt.Vikram Batra Param Vir Chakra(Posthumous) Grenedier. Yogendra Singh Param Vir Chakra RFN .Sanjay Kumar (Param Vir Chakra) Major Padmapani Acharya, Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous) Of the 2nd Battalion of The RAJPUTANA RIFLES Lieutenant Balwan Singh, Maha Vir Chakra Of the 18th Battalion of GRENADIERS Regiment Major M Saravanan, VirChakra, 1 Bihar Lieutenant Kanad Bhattacharya, Sena Medal (Posthumous) ( 22 YEARS ) Captain Saju Cherian, Sena Medal 307 Medium Regiment Lieutenant Keishing Clifford Nangrum, Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous) Of the 12th Battalion of JAMMU AND KASHMIR Light Infantry Captain R Jerry Prem Raj, Vir Chakra (Posthumous) , 158 Medium Regiment Major Sonam Wangchuk, Maha Vir Chakra Of the LADAKH Scouts v Officers & Jawans from the 2nd Rajputana Rifles pray before going into battle, to get back Tololing Top. Behind the jawan in the foreground (with a 5.56mm INSAS rifle) is Captain Vijayant Thapar <http://www.captainv ijyantthapar. com/> . His face is partly hidden and is seen sporting a beard. Lieutenant Thapar laid down his life, in the capture of Tololing Top and was awarded the Vir Chakra posthumously for his valour. Major Padmapani Acharya, 2nd Rajputana Rifles, leads his men into battle after the successful capture of Tololing Top. The 2 Raj. Rifles' next assignment was to capture the Knoll mountain feature in the Black Rock area, which is in the Drass sub-sector. It was here, that Major Acharya laid down his life in the highest traditions of the Indian Army on 29 June 1999. He was awarded the Maha Vir Chakra, posthumously . Making the way through narrow valley The Leh-Batalik road is as notorious as the Srinagar-Kargil road. At its beginning lie staging areas, at its end fierce fighting and often, death. Jawans patrol the rugged slopes near Batalik. For them, there is little time for rest and little time to think, always poised on the edge of action. Capt.Vijayant Thapar (Robin) He Laid down for OUR BETTER TOMORROW At the age of only 22 His Last Letter to his parents Moments before the final assault Capt. Vijyant Thapar (Robin) left this letter at the war front base, to be handed over to his family. AND AFTER THAT HE CAME BACK HOME WITH TRI COLOR DRAPED Jawans from the 2nd Rajputana Rifles, remember their 23 comrades who fell in the decisive battle for the Tololing Top. The battalion earned four Maha Vir Chakras, one of India 's highest medals for gallantry, three of them being awarded posthumously. Captain (Dr.) Rajshree Gupta, Army Medical Corps (AMC), salutes the tricolour-draped coffin of her husband, Major Vivek Gupta of the 2nd Rajputana Rifles, who died fighting the enemies. JAIHIND!!!! KINDLY SPARE A MAIL TO FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS ALONG WITH OTHER IMPORTANT MAILS U SEND THRU…. Salutess.... ......... ...... for the men who gave up their today for our tomorrow ............ ......... .. Regards… An Indian – Always proud to be an Indian. . __,_._,___

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Give people a Chance :-

Give people a chance ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

The person who painted these pictures wanted to attend the Viannese academy of Fine arts and become an artist,

but academy rejected his application.

 

If he had been accepted by the academy,

may be the world history would have been much different ...

 

 

becoz,





.. That applicant's name was..

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ADOLPH HITLER

 

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Fwd:

Copy this font file in c:windowsfonts .

Go to word file select font as rupee then press the key on the left site of 1 having (`~ ). you will get new rupee sign.



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Very important!!! please read

Very important!!! please read


Dear loving friends!!!!!!!
It is a forwarded message but let us learn something from this and tell
others.



Please take time to read!! Very important!!!

A good friend of ours in Mequon lost their 25 year old son (Arun Gopal
Ratnam) in a fire at home June 4th.

This is what happened. He graduated with MBA from University of
Wisconsin-Madison two weeks earlier and came home. Had
a lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his room at
school. Father told him to wait and see
his mother before he goes back for a few days.

He decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come home from work.

Neighbours called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house.
Their 25 year old son Arun died in the three
year old house. It took several days of investigation to find out the cause
of the fire.

It was determined that the fire was caused by lap top in the bed.

When the lap top is on the bed cooling fan does not get air to cool the
computer and that is what caused the fire.

He did not even wake up to get out of the bed he died of carbon monoxide
(CO).

The reason I'm writing this to all of you is that I have seen all of us
using our lap top in bed. Let us all decide
and make it a practise not to do that. Risk is real. Let us make it a rule
not to use lap top in bed or put computer
on bed with blankets and pillows around.

Broadcast this message & you may save others!!


Dear loving friends,
I also would like to add something to it. Charging on bed not even on
cushioned chair (charging mobile phone, charging
camera battery or any other charging devices ) is not at all safe and not
recommended.

Please remember,
CHARGER can not recognise the place but we can.

Charge the devices always in a safe and solid place.





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Alexander's Beautiful last words!

                    Alexander's Beautiful last words!

Bury my body, don't build any monument. Keep my hand outside, so that the world knows,
he who won the world had nothing in his hands when he died.

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IMP Information..... POST CARDS for ADDRESS PROOF

Address proof card issued by Postal Dept.

Many working people often shift their houses. For them, it is difficult to produce an address proof issued by Government with latest address. Our India Post (Post Office) has come up with a solution. Now you can get an address proof along with your photo from India post. Since the ID proof is issued by India post which is a Central Government organization, it is similar to other ID cards like Driving license, Voters ID etc. It can be used for opening bank accounts, for getting telephone and gas connections etc. The total cost for getting this ID card is Rs.250/ (Rs.10 for application and Rs.240/- processing fee).

Do inform everybody. May be useful. For more details enquire in the nearest post office.

 

"Winning doesn't mean being First,

Winning means you are doing better than you have done before"

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WHY WOMEN CAN'T FIND A PERFECT MAN?

Why women can't find the man of their dreams?

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."

LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH.


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